Crabtree Law Firm Waxes Poetic
Isaac Crabtree, bankruptcy attorney,
I relieve clients' debts so they can get on with their journey,
To financial peace and relief o-so-quick,
While giving their creditors the short end of the stick!
"Will I lose my stuff?" you might ask, forehead a-crinkle,
"Not in the least!" I'd say with a twinkle!
For if your situation is as I have suspected,
All your belongings are completely protected.
Now think of someone you know I can aid,
Single mothers, veterans, mechanics, the maid,
Folks facing garishments, foreclosures, executions:
For these types of people I've got real solutions!
My prices are low, I've got good customer reports,
I'm the young, hard-working, diligent sort.
So bring me broke people who need shown the way,
At Crabtree Law Firm, your fresh start begins today.